I'm 84% mentally insane.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (once or twice.....)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (all. the. time. all the time i tell you!)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (not many timesss...but a few)
[ ] You have been called a blond. (*raises eyebrow* i've been called not a blonde)


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I know some people who can...i'm not double-jointed that way. i can touch my thumb to my wrist though! )
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (not until last year, though)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (i catch my balance, but i stumble....it's worse when i'm on ice)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (nope, i type the way my stupid 4th grade computor teacher taught me to.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (does it count if it wasn't an accident? *innocentfayce*)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (more than once, actually.)


[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (that's when i go downstairs and watch LOTR)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (not much, but it happens.)
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (^_^)


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (like adding seven and nine....)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (no, but one went up my nose....)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (of course i'm s'osed to be doing my homework, why do you ask?
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. ( no, those are stupid.)
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused. (no, when i'm intrigued.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (not much texture, but there's a cat in my glow-in-the-dark stars!)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (yeah. just, yeah.)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (it's a sound people make to fill spaces.)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (i say awesome a lot too.)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (math = >)


GRAND TOTAL: 21

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane